With this review I am primarily following up on our earlier and main review of the fucking machine (my word processor keeps rewriting it to a fucking one = it is true that my lady and her friends can continue to whisper about this one for a long time to come). Because without that machine, today’s toy/tool is useless. But together they greatly expand the use of this sex machine.

The inexhaustible fucking machine for men

It’s this reducer to attach artificial vaginas – so not only will you no longer be enjoying the unstoppable machine with your precious half, but you’ll be fighting over it.

Because you can also attach all masturbators that have a foot thread to it. What we’ve tested are typically Fleshlight (the classic big ones with suction cup reducers – see Spider Mount, as well as the smaller Pilot-type ones) or Doc Johnson Man Squeeze.

Essentially, it’s just a piece of aluminum that has a one side threaded 1.5 centimeters in diameter, so it fits exactly (unexpectedly) on the shank of the squeeze machine, and on the other side is a threaded extension suitable for just those toys.

Fits perfectly

You can clearly see in the photos how well the foot fits onto the individual artificial vaginas. For testing, I took the STU (Stamina unit) and just the Flight (now called the Pilot). So a big sturdy one and a smaller one. Both hold up great.

But for practice, you have to find the right angle to be well “fucked”. For starters, it was easiest on my side, where I could have the natural angle of the penis and the vagina itself against it. Lube was a given, you can never do without it.

No rush, test the speed

In the beginning, I definitely recommend having the controller on LOW speed to test the proper angle. My intention was to have a “hands-free” orgasm, which this contraption definitely delivered. Held in place by the sex-machine suction cups on the floor, the vagina is attached to the thread and you just “hold on” until you’ve been fucked to the last drop.

It turned me on so much the first time that a minute of slow lapping was all it took. It’s very addictive, so the next few times I added speed, but that final pounding (194 strokes per minute) isn’t quite the lean. For me, the bottom third of the speeds are more appropriate, when it’s still acceptable.

Rating

If you’ve got this machine and artificial vaginas, there’s honestly nothing to worry about. It’s a finished product, just an adapter that you screw in and out and you’re done. No worries, it just fits. And it works. For us, it was a “gotta have it” thing, because it would be a shame not to use the sex machine we have at home for NI.

Pros

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    It fits perfectly

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    Clean processing

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    Easy to wash

Cons

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    Need compatible threaded vaginas

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