Fucking machines have been extremely interesting for years (toys… well, these are not toys for adults anymore, but really machines or tools for sex – ala fucking machines), but for years we avoided them because of the higher price. But this year, we decided to give it a miss.
We bought three best-selling models on Czech sex shops (and more will follow) and started testing them. First up is the incredible machine from KINK.com – if you know them, you are definitely one of the BDSM/fetish enthusiasts. And if you don’t know their iconic SF headquarters, you’re definitely kidding.
What’s going on?
It’s a corrective sex machine – aka a machine that will relentlessly fuck, fuck and tease you until you say stop. That is, if you have the remote control in your hand – or can move at all.
This is a stunt, like others from KINK.com, that they themselves use in their videos. As such, the manufacturer is American Doc Johnson, but the design, function and practicality goes purely to professional riggers, torturers and other specialists in non-traditional play.
The colour scheme is entirely in the Kink colours, so black with red logos. Tasteful and racy. It has four powerful suction cups, which you’ll definitely try out in practice, as it can do up to 195 commands per minute.
So it will feel the need to “run” from you, but the suction cups will definitely keep it on a good footing. It also has an adjustable around 6cm main adductor “stroke”, so that spread of angles is well usable – we’ve tested it for you below, or classic and missionary, hobbyist, sideways, … it handles it without a hitch or a gasp.
How it’s powered
Don’t expect any batteries here – this black-and-red devil won’t run out of breath. It’s powered directly from the mains plug. The downside is that it has an American plug (fork) from the manufacturer, but there is a direct travel adapter in the package, so you can plug it in anywhere in the world = and therefore also here. Working with it is absolutely trivial, just plug and plug and you’re done.
What’s in the package
- Fucking machine
- 4 suction cups
- Travel reducer
- Removable Vac-U-Lock head with foot
- Command/speed control
- Power Adapter
- Network connection cable
And better note here – there is NO dildo added in the package, so you have to buy one. We were counting on that, so we straight up took 2 pieces when we initially ordered. See the photos around this paragraph.
Putting it together out of the box is nothing complicated. The input connectors on the machine are labeled (DC24V IN, DC24V OUT, and MOTOR) and have different diameters so you won’t get confused with the wiring. It’s stupid enough for any American to do:)
Below in the review itself we list other accompanying accessories that we couldn’t pass up, so we’ll probably add separate reviews as time goes on. Or are we going to endlessly expand this one? We’ll see as we mess around with more dildos, artificial vaginas, … and whatever else we can think of to add.
Basically, it’s a connection through the VAC-U-LOCK reducer, which is proprietary to Doc Johnson. It’s a sort of plastic spike/thorn/head that various dildos and vibrators can be attached to with a little lube. These must of course be marked with the symbol of this technology. They have a counter-piece in them = a hollow base where the dildo fits.
There are fewer dildos and toys with this foot on the Czech market than we would like, but they are definitely available and have a enough pleasant price – maybe a few hundred CZK – they are cheaper due to the fact that they always need some kind of proticus for advisory use. Whether it’s a handle, a suction cup, or just this wasteful contraption.
Alternatively, we’re currently looking into the possibility of adding a suction cup foot to the surge shaft itself. We do have most of the suction cup toys for historical reasons (suction cupping in the bathroom without hands is TOP), so it would be a shame not to use it with this wildcat. When the first pieces arrive from abroad, we’ll test it and let you know. In principle we need a suitable foot that has the right thread diameter in it. Plus it has to be 15 mm in diameter and right-hand threaded.
How do I take off a dildo with a VAC-U-LOCK?
By the way, without instructions we wouldn’t be able to take the dildo off already “attached”. It doesn’t go in the direction of the axis of the squeeze. It doesn’t come off due to the strong vacuum (or the VAC part in the name). You have to spiral it out. And replace it with something else. Ideally a bigger one, right?
A few numbers
- Width 40.5 cm
- Height 23 cm
- Length 18 cm
- Weight of the machine 2.34 kg
- Package weight 4.31 kg
- Materials: steel and ABS plastic
- Power supply 220V (from mains plug – with travel reducer)
Controls
There is a remote control attached to the cable – it has to be powered from the machine, so although it can be unplugged for travel, it then unexpectedly doesn’t work. It’s a pretty solid piece of black plastic with knurling to keep it from slipping.
The main control element is the rotary wheel. This is simply thumbed from the OFF position, to the ON position. Here, the command rate can be gradually adjusted – LOW to HIGH (the aforementioned up to 194 strokes per minute).
Fucking machine in action = SHE fucks
We tried the classic where the machine was on suction cups on the floor, SHE on a blanket by his back – here it turned out that the shaft, which typically has a dildo on it, could be longer to allow enough room for further grooming.
We first tried it “naturally” without any kind of pad, but the angle wasn’t ideal as the machine has only 1 base point (albeit an adjustable angle). This was solved after some searching by the now familiar Loverator, which padded her butt nicely.
It definitely needed a bit of “dick” lubrication, though the unusual situation (and well learned from porn videos) was definitely turning her on. But lube is always a good insurance policy, and you don’t want to run dry with this particular vehicle.
Prepare for the right angle
For the first turn-on, I put the tip of my chosen dildo (we’ll review its VAC-U-LOCK variant soon) on the edge of her pussy so that on the first thrust, it falls where it’s supposed to – and not maybe into another hole, too.
But don’t worry the base level of speed is very slow, so on familiarization, so don’t expect much wildness here. We’ve still adjusted her distance from the dildo itself – so that for a full thrust “after imaginary balls” she still has a little margin, but again not so much that the artificial glans just tickles her clit.
If she wanted to operate it herself, she could have the controller at her fingertips, as well as the handle on the machine itself – it could be flipped to the other side after loosening one screw (with one hand, without tools), or moved around on the shaft for a better holding angle.
Let me control everything… and her
Surprisingly, although it was her first time, she didn’t want to regulate the strokes/speed herself, but she liked that I had full control of it. Likewise, I would hold her hands to her head and she really just lay there and obediently “held”.
With this position, she was enjoying just holding and I was in control – which I also whispered in her ear. And it wasn’t whispering because of the noise of the machine. The pleasant surprise was that with the TV normally on (we normally have the volume at 12), it was nothing crazy. It was definitely not an impact drill (pneumatic hammer) attacking the concrete foundation of our home.
What about the doggie?
The other position was on the doggie – so she was on all 4. Here the 2 screws by the fucking machine motor had to adjust the angle. Here I was worried about whether it would work, after all the ass on all 4 is quite high.
But in the end it fit, the dildo was very movable/flexible so despite the quite steep upward angle, it sat well on the edge of the pussy. I was still wondering myself (after trying it on the dildo itself) if this angle was good, or if it needed a bit lower or higher. In an ideal situation, I blocked the angle and was able to continue.
Accessible from all sides
Here, I had already conveniently exploited the situation that she was getting fucked by the machine and her mouth was easily accessible – so she from behind the black dildo and from me in her mouth …. unexpectedly to me. It was fun to hold her by the scruff of her neck and see her in plain view getting turned on by someone fucking her from behind, not typically me, and still sucking me off obediently.
The other option we had to try was 69. Which combined the fact that I watched closely as her black cock disappeared into her pussy. At the one with my palm on Venus’s mound, watching it puff up nicely on her thrusts. And she had a mouthful of… erm a mouthful of work to do with me. This is a very interesting use = a kind of practice for cuckolders who are tempted/aroused by having their sweetheart fucked in front of their eyes by someone else. In this case it was a “European gifted” black man.
To be expanded to suit your fantasies
Alternatively, Kink offers an extra set (Doc Johnson – Kink – Power Banger Cock 10 Piece Kit) that includes 2 extension rods (for better distance between the machine and the fucked) and 3 dildos to go with it (one basic realistic, one with spiral protrusions, and the third… well, that’s a really grown up black guy). Specifically, with the sizes being:
- 15.24 cm Spiral Dong,
- 19,05 cm Perfect Cock,
- 25.4 cm Squirting Cock.
Oh, and I forgot, the biggest one has a tube inside,hollow glans and a syringe attached for squirting “artificial sperm” at just the right moment. So an ultra combination of constant fucking and the ability to fill it even more with a dose of cum. The way I see it written, we definitely need to buy and test that one too. We can’t miss this.
What about adding more power?
And the finale of our testing was a variation on this particular dog, with me joining in. You can probably guess where. So double-penetration = double penetration. In her pussy, still the black cock from the machine, which is slowly being sucked in, and at her asshole, with the appropriate lube. And me over her asshole, with a condom on my cock and also slowly approaching.
Deeper and deeper, but into her asshole. With her, I always know she needs almost no preparation. Even the first time, she “accepted” me whole, and she hardly knew how. This time as there was already one cock in her, she admitted herself that she was just fuller and almost didn’t believe me that she had two in her, albeit separated in her holes.
And that was just the right kind of heaven for me – I could feel someone else pulsing through the wall, and I could feel it downright sensible at my balls, which made it all the more fun to add and subtract in the speed of the machine’s overwhelming thrusting to make me enjoy it more. Just “our” friction alone would have gotten me to shoot, but I preferred to just slow down to a stop and take it easy for a while. To prolong it and let her enjoy it…
So recap
Her on all fours, one dick continually coming in my lap and me in her ass… I’m not gonna lie, even stopping and trying to calm down didn’t really keep me from cumming because this really turned me on and I’ve always wanted to try it. It’s noticeably different than when she’s sucking on a dildo on a suction cup and me at the same time. The other cock was moving, she was grinding against it and I was adding “my” momentum to the mix.
This is hard to describe, you have to live it and experience it. Even though it was something new for her, because the black bird doesn’t get tired like I did (I couldn’t stand the situation and her sighs anymore and squirted a condom), so then they continued just “alone” together, looking for the right position and speed combination…
Maybe she needs a different angle for her hips than on her back, … But I’ll elaborate on that in the next update of this review = because this is such a “mature” and complex toy that it’s definitely not going to be a static text.
What else can the KINK Power Banger do?
Another option will be that SHE will deliberately try the machine on me, but this time with a suitable attachment/reduction for an artificial vagina = or an unstoppable fuck doll that won’t stop until SHE turns it off. This reduction is sold separately, so there will be a separate review on it, but don’t worry, I’ll link them after publishing so you can have everything within a few mouse clicks.
Rating
Straight up – this is exactly the kind of piece you shouldn’t miss. If you’re an adult and not a young student, the price tag won’t hit you either. Most of the time this machine sells for around 12-13,000 CZK in base price. And yes, it’s not little, maybe half the current average monthly wage.
But… it’s also a tired toy, powerful as hell, which you’ll explore again, testing its uses, angles, … It’s just a basic engine, a universal unit. But the real use is for you to adapt to your own games and scenarios. A different dildo, a longer rod, a fake vagina, a slower/faster thrusting, tying your partner(s) to a table, a bed, …
TIP: Look for dildos based on the VAC-U-LOCK “technology”, these have the right hollow foot for deployment. The choice is not at all futile – from realistic little pieces, to giant monsters (which may even be the precursor to a mythical bitch).
Alternatively, we are planning to attach a suction foot/backing to the thread (where the VAC-U-LOCK end is screwed on) = most of our dildos are suction footed and it would be a shame not to use them with this “sex/love machine”.
Basic devil in a box
This is just the basics, like the generator for electrosex = its final use varies according to the clamps used, the dildos, the placement, the combinations with other toys, bondage, … And that’s exactly our take on this incredible fucking machine. Hidden in a small body is a versatile horny devil that you just have to direct to where it pleases you the most. And he will blindly obey you.
For us, this is a MUST-have gadget for anyone who’s bored of classic vibrators and vanilla play and wants to try something a level further again. This is a true masterpiece, an erotic (perhaps not even a toy, that’s an understatement) machine that will get you off. To the edge and even further orgasms:)
