We couldn’t pass up another big editorial comparison of dildos/phalluses – after all, we’ve tested more than 20 dildos to date and it was quite a job to choose the TOP 10. And not just our hands… but our laps and our asses. Many of the dildos have multiple uses, so we had to go through them all again to have the current top picks for you.
How did we choose the best/favorite dildos for 2023?
The last time we did a comparative review of the best anal plugs, dildos logically made an appearance. Because they have their favorites for anal teasing too. In a similar logic, some double dildos (ideal for lesbians) or strapons (or attachments for more open-minded couples and lesbians) will be included in today’s TOP non-vibrating erotic aids (with a phallus shape).
What we found interesting about dildos and we rated:
- material (safety, hypoallergenic, ease of cleaning),
- features (what it does more than the competition, is innovative, …),
- strength / effect on orgasm (how did we help ourselves to orgasm with it?),
- use (do you enjoy using it alone or with a partner as well?),
- price (it needs to be evaluated but is not a priority for the outcome),
- and fun (a key aspect that we can appreciate with long-term use).
Why trust our ranking
Table of best-selling dildos for the current year 2023
Since 2010, we have been objectively and independently testing erotic aids and toys with the help of more than 15 editors. We’ve had several hundred reviews and they are confirmed by our own photos and videos from shoots with our brand. There are other rankings of best-selling dildos, but the creators of these pseudo-comparisons have never seen the products, probably don’t even own any sex toy. We do, and they have filled (not only) our lives for many years.
This table contains a regularly updated list for us of the best static toys not only for women, but men as well (you’d be surprised how many are curious).
Even if we find a great toy in new testing, due to longer term “fun” testing, we don’t immediately include it in this top ranking. We take fun as the toy’s ability to entertain us for multiple uses and not leave it idle in a drawer (or in a suitcase/helpbox). You just can’t tell the first time.
|#||Photo||Type||Type||Features||Material||Reviews||Where to buy|
|1.||BOOM Robert Rosenberg||Dildo with suction cup||A solid pussy that is a realistic casting of porn actor Rosenberg - it is made of unconventional double silicone and feels as real as real.||Silicone||Review|
|2.||Fun Factory ShareVibe||Strapon dildo||An insertable (albeit strap-on) dildo with vibrations - teasing both the wearer and the counterpart when thrusting - the king of strap-ons.||Silicone||Review|
|3.||Kendall Astral||Dildo with suction cup||Pronounced protrusions, strong suction cup and soft silicone = a winner in the medium size dildos that has no rival yet.||Silicone||Review|
|4.||Adam & Eve ze skla||Double dildo||The unique clear glass piece will serve as a double cock, a strapon or just a simple dildo - the distinctive protrusions along its entire length will tease well.||Borosilicate glass||Review|
|5.||Fun Factory Bouncer||Dildo with suction cup||A specific dildo that has loose balls hidden inside - these vibrate when you thrust. Gentle protrusions add to the stimulation.||Silicone||Review|
|6.||Fun Factory Sonic||Double dildo||An excellent twin with a non-traditional firmer core - fully flexible dildo but holds its shape beautifully when thrusting.||Silicone||Review|
|7.||King Cock||Strapon dildo||A realistic attachment that allows you to attach other dildos with suction cups to your panties - perfect for beginners who want to try as much as possible.||TPE||Review|
|8.||Icicles from glass||Double dildo||A beauty of pure glass - both sides of the bubbly dildo will irritate both your clit and your bum - gradually but intensely.||Borosilicate glass||Review|
|9.||Fun Factory Share||Strapon dildo||The classic and founder of the insertable strapon - no straps, no panties, just a special dildo to insert and fuck your counterpart.||Silicone||Review|
|10.||Basix dildo||Dildo with suction cup||Simple, basic and the cheapest dildo on the chart. There is also a useful suction cup for smooth surfaces and realistic veining.||TPE||Review|
You can filter the individual toys in the table, browse selectively only the materials, click through to the review and of course for current price and availability also links to individual Czech quality sex shops.
Winning ranking of the most popular dil for 2023
These are the winners of our current dildos that have passed our editorial testing – we’re already pretty picky about the most interesting ones when choosing a toy, so it’s a solid cross-section of the current offerings in the Czech Republic.
BOOM cast of Robert Rosenberg’s penis
At first a big unknown and surprise at the size, but in the end this casting is the most interesting dildo on the market for us. It’s created using an unconventional method of 2 silicones that give it an incredibly soft and pleasurable surface, but inside it’s slightly stiffer so it holds like a real penis in an erection. Add to that the story and shape of Robert and you have a giant (in diameter and length for sure) that we wouldn’t change.
Fun Factory ShareVibe Strapon
For us, the king of all strapon dildos– there are no panties, straps, bands, nothing to impair the hold. The shorter end is introduced by the partner, held in place with your own wedge, and the other end is ready right away – partner, partner, … you name it.
When thrusting, the special L-shape presses against the wearer’s vagina, making her even more turned on and encouraging more thrusts. This model has the advantage of stronger vibrations created by the cartridge in the base – it can also be removed and used separately.
Kendall Astral Dildo with Suction Cup
Simple to look at, but incredibly addictive – that’s the turquoise Astral dildo. There are protrusions on the sides that you can feel and a very strong suction cup at the base – this is key, because not all dildos have a good quality suction cup. Here we guarantee its strength – you’re more likely to rip off a mirror than the dildo letting go on its own. So there’s nothing at all to prevent you from sucking it from behind. Just relax a little and get on 🙂
Adam & Eve Glass Double Dildo
On the surface, more of a work of art, than a sex toy. This dildo is made from a single piece of hard-to-break glass (it’s called borosilicate) and allows for insertion from both sides. The shorter part is mainly for the buttocks, the longer logically for the clit, but you can swap. The glass is great even without lube thanks to its slipperiness, and it transfers heat excellently, so you can heat it up and cool it down and experience new sensations from thermal teasing.
Fun Factory Bouncer with Balls
Germany’s Fun Factory likes to experiment, and this is what they’ve done – they’ve combined the Venus Balls and a dildo to make one of our favorites. The distinctive shaping inside hides just the loose balls. These hit the walls and create vibrations when they hit. The faster you roll, the stronger they get. It’s very addictive and irritating. Plus, the dildo has a strong suction cup that won’t let go. The perfect companion!
Fun Factory Sonic – Double Dildo
The purebred representative of double dildos – the best partner of lesbians and inquisitive couples. The dildo is averagely medium, but the length is solid – it will be enjoyed in depth by each of the users and of course, they will wiggle nicely in them when they are together. The double silicone makes it feel softer on the surface, but it’s subtly stiffer inside, so it doesn’t bend during thrusts and it holds up well.
Strapon Realistic King Cock Dildo
Strap-on dildo of the classic type – with panties and straps across the hips and buttocks. Although it has a classic design, it is a great representative for our ranking. It has a larger diameter ring, so it can be replaced with another dildo with a similarly wide base. The realistic dildo has a very symaptic shape, both glans and veining and also the perfect size for more than just a pegging beginner.
Icicles Glass Dildo
A simple but intense double dildo= made of nearly unbreakable borosilicate glass. Shaped like a simple wand filled with gradually expanding bubbles. The tiny ones are ideal for penetrating the buttocks, the opposite end again into the partner’s vagina. Thanks to the glass, it glides beautifully even without moisturizing gel and can even sit on the shelf as a beautiful decoration = visitors will surely be afraid to ask you what it is.
Fun Factory Share Strapon
The founder of non-traditional insertable dildos – it doesn’t need O-ring panties or straps. It only sticks in the wearer’s body because of the flared foot she slides in. Thanks to the L-shape, it teases the wearer’s clitoris when she thrusts. And her counterpart will definitely enjoy it thanks to the enlarged (albeit idealized) glans on the other side. Vibration-free, classic and made of pure medical grade silicone. And in 3 sizes – S, M, XL.
Basix Realistic Dildo with Suction Cup
The cheapest representative of today’s rated dildos, but it also deserves its place in the top rankings. Pleasant and stretchy material to the touch, realistic penile contouring, medium suction cup and a reasonable price. These are the main advantages of this basic (as the Basix brand name suggests) but quality suction cup dildo.
Why specifically did we include these dildos in the ranking?
What we enjoyed about them was their intersection of quality materials, features and shapes. Specifically, the Bouncer has a great shape and inside it, the balls are raging as it moves and grows (like Venus’ balls), the glass dildos are fantastic to the touch and slide beautifully into the body when inserted, the double-cast Robert gives us an incredibly realistic feel (not just to the touch), …
We could go on like this for a long time. For us, these are the TOP pieces to get – they don’t always have to be the cheapest dildos, but they don’t have to be expensive either, but they give us the most value and experience. And we always sign off on these pieces as an editorial team that they are great and will make you happy again and again… And in any hole and with any counterpart.