A review like this has to be written with a bit of courage and read with a very open mind. Although, on this particular page, I’m not afraid of that. Frankly, my wife and I are experimenting with all sorts of things, so it’s a wonder that pegging with a strap-on penis hasn’t happened yet.
If you’ve read my other reviews, it’s clear to you that my backdoor is not virginal at all (I freely admit that I enjoy it) and I don’t engage in these practices alone. So when this dildo was on offer, I didn’t hesitate. It was sent to Lascivious.com for review by the Růžovýslon.cz sex shop.
The King Who Won’t Tear You Apart
First and foremost, I love the name of the product. The King Cock may not (thankfully!) reach the proportions of its royal counterpart Kong, but it’s worth mentioning that this particular dildo comes in four sizes. This is the smallest at 15.2cm, with the other sizes jumping up to 21.5cm after give or take two centimetres. (The set also includes three fixing rings for the other sizes).
In other words, I received a beginner’s piece, according to the dimensions of the average Czech, which also shrinks a bit smaller when clamped into the harness. (I should note here that I admire the humor of my wife, who immediately began comparing after putting it on and dryly uttered, “Well, you got a bigger one.”)
After unpacking
I found the harness itself confusing after unpacking, but as we know, it takes experts to do any job. The woman claimed to have a belt working on the same principle, and within seconds she had the harness on. Tiny complained that the manufacturer probably didn’t think about little people, because she had to tighten the straps a bit more, and after testing it for the first time, she said that at times it flew around quite a bit.
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However, the harness impresses us with quality material and workmanship. I almost couldn’t believe how tightly it held. On the other hand, it should be mentioned that one person in my neighborhood also owns this toy, and claims that with heavy use, the harness started to solder and needed to be mended. The woman preferred to keep her panties on because of the thin bottom strap, and eventually had to praise it because she said it was very irritating to her.
Realistic Acorn Dildo
The dildo itself looks pretty realistic, including the glans and the uneven surface with veins. And it doesn’t just look like a real penis thanks to the flexible and soft material. Incidentally, ask my wife, she had both of us inside her in succession during one evening and confirms it. I have encountered criticism on the internet that King Cock doesn’t smell.
It’s true, the synthetics do smell a lot, but honestly, they didn’t make this thing to be sniffed, so I’m waving my hand for myself over that minus and not addressing it. Usually, when used anyway, it occurs in places that neither party involved can reach with their nose at that moment.
Even with a suction cup
A huge plus is the fact that not only is the dildo not fixed in the harness, but it also has a suction cup that allows you to suction it pretty tightly to a flat surface (it held very well even on a padded wall) if you want to keep your hands free. Without beating around the bush, a dildo like this could very well be used for fake bisexual play in a threesome. With their hands free and firmly fixed to the ground, brave men can try what it’s like to be in the middle.
Directly in action
But the main thing is to use it with a harness. On the website, the product is also presented as an aid for men who want to satisfy their wives even when they no longer have the strength, but it is perhaps clear to everyone what the King Cock is primarily intended for. In short, use was more than satisfying from my point of view (I very much appreciated that veiny surface) and for the wife irritating thanks to the aforementioned strap.
There’s nothing to fault, what we wanted we got and I even have to comment that I could probably stand a larger model. But we really have to appreciate the strength of the harness. I almost couldn’t believe that no matter the position or speed (on the one hand I could say that my wife was folksy, but on the other hand I feel that I was begging her to do it myself at that moment) it stayed still, rock solid.
Suitable for beginners
King Cock size S I dare to describe as suitable even for beginners, because even without any stretching or releasing preparation, after the penetration of the glans (which by its shape also helps easy insertion), I only felt an understandable sphincter pain for a few seconds, but it soon subsided and after that I could take anything. I believe that with careful preparation, almost anyone could handle this size without any problems up to the sucker root.
Although among the suggestions for what to do with this product is double penetration, we didn’t try it because even though we have another, much smaller tool for this practice, the King Cock is a bit much even in the smallest size for my wife’s petite figure (tried before). However, having put the harness on myself, I can confirm that it would definitely be anatomically possible.
Can be cleaned easily
As a minor aside, I can mention cleaning, which for the dildo itself is seamless, just beware of the hole indicated by the urethral outlet, and the fact that this product does not vibrate. But frankly, I’m not even going to give a minus for that, because why vibrate when I have a wife who has thrown herself at me in a way that should put any motor to shame. Also included is lubricant and cleaner.
Round and round, realistic in appearance and experience, durable, easy to use (if you understand how a harness works compared to me), all of this makes the King Cock the perfect companion for the experimenting couple, with or without a harness.
