Realistic dildos I have somehow always avoided, for years I have not been tempted to have toys shaped like male phalluses – unexpectedly, being a man. But ever since I started experimenting with anal play, I’ve been drawn back to many dildos.

And lo and behold, last time I got a real piece to review. And because in the spirit of experimentation and expanding my horizons, I might even be able to accommodate one man… (no kissing, I’m just interested in the actual intercourse – oral or anal) so why not test it.

The packaging is non-greasy and non-salty – just a white simple box of rectangular boil with a prominent display of the dildo itself with mentions of “soft touch silicone” (simply put, the material should nicely imitate a real penis). The first thing that struck me was the smaller size (here an M) and the significant veining. Or, as I’ve found with other structured toys, it will definitely be felt during insertion.

Realistic casting for beginners

I was intrigued by the shape and the glans, smaller, so ideal for me and even “circumcised” – not only for classic play, but also, for example, for oral training. For that, this model in “medium” size is ideal (and I tried it, my partner “forced” me a little – but more about that some other time).

Oily soft silicone

I definitely appreciate the smoothness of the surface, which is, shall we say, cuddly (surprisingly to me. It scrubs slightly, but so does a real penis when you’re not rubbing it. Likewise here, then, you have to add lube to get a proper feel. My partner tried it first, but it’s a small caliber for her (after all, she had previously tested one of the 3 pieces of Robert Rosenberg’s casting we had in the newsroom).

So it was clear that it would end up with me in the end – as a training toy just for blowjobs and ass (my partner wants to give me a bit of a telling off for not cumming at some nearby Swedish bi, threesomes or swingers). Isn’t that sweet? But it is, it turns me on, though I wouldn’t exactly like to admit it in public.

Strong sucker

I haven’t had a chance to test the suction cup on too many toys yet, because it’s always combined with just dildos or real vibrators. It’s plumper to look at and touch, but I was solidly surprised by its strength. Just wet it a little (with saliva or lubricant) and it sticks well to, for example, tiles, the fridge (be careful not to open it with your hands, …), a smooth floor or a mirror. It was by the larger mirror and in the bathroom that most of my training, led by the wicked and strict Mistress, was to take place…

Prominent testicles on sitting

I wasn’t expecting it, but once I overcame the first difficulties with insertion – or it took a bit of relaxation in a latex glove (I RECOMMEND) and a lot of gel, … this dildo really amused me. Size-wise, it’s definitely no slouch, both in diameter and length.

But as an ideal start for anal, I’d take it again and again. As the stomach is more pronounced and has slightly bulging veins on the side, you can feel it gradually stretch you as you slowly take it in. You can even try wiggling your ass to enjoy the pressure changes from each protrusion and glans.

And it takes more than that

Once we got used to each other (and I was no longer getting whipped across the nipples by my partner for taking so long), I got all the way over the top. The dildo material is very pleasantly soft and rigid at the same time – well, just super silicone. So it holds direction, but at the same time it flexes well inside you, so it can slide all the way in without undue pressure.

And it was the balls I had to grip onto for the final thrust that got me solidly turned on. You can really feel them on your ass as they push against you and you know you can’t go any further, that you’ve fully relaxed and surrendered to impaling yourself on someone else’s veiny cock. I’m a guy, but this really turned me on.

I was squatting against the mirror for this, so it was easy to see it gradually disappearing inside me (as I carefully bent over) and of course I got detailed photo documentation of it from my demanding counterpart. When I got it over the top and started enjoying it, she added a kiss at my lap (thank you for the reward) and I really couldn’t stand it anymore.

The outburst didn’t wait for him. My cheeks clenched at the orgasm and I felt this silicone piece spread me even more. I got a little sweaty, but next time it won’t be so easy… will there be a larger diameter? Oh, shit…

Shower blowjob training

Once I had mastered the asshole (I recommend protecting every toy, and indeed the penis for anal play, with a condom = it’s quickly discarded and you’re in the clear!), it was clear that I had to try it through a different hole. And one that is often swollen.

And that’s exactly what I need to get rid of. And the sooner I can do that, the sooner I’ll have to practice on the “spur”, i.e. holding up some guy at a swinging party = all in front of my partner. Well, what can you do – if you love her, there’s nothing to worry about.

So, admittedly stretched, but with a bit of embarrassment, I moved to the bathroom to test the strength of the suction cup on the tiles… Again, no problem, just super hold. When you want to take the dildo off, you have to gently peel off one side and then it pops right off on its own. But other than that, it definitely doesn’t let go.

I’ve tried it dry, but with just water I’ve enjoyed nothing but a scratchy creak… nothing sexy and nothing useful. It wasn’t until the oral gel (we’re also fresh into testing it) with strawberries that I found it slightly enjoyable. First, a gradual nagel from glans to balls to start. Size M is a medium, but it’s definitely not pidi-midi.

A few numbers

  • total length 18 cm,
  • length without suction cup 17 cm,
  • usable length 14,5 cm,
  • Acorn diameter at tip: 2.5-3 cm,
  • Penis body diameter: 3.6 cm,
  • Testicular diameter: 6.8 cm.

Well, what can I admit when I got several punishments afterwards (including writing this review with clamps on my nipples – ouch, car, they still hurt me now)… I didn’t give it. It’s smaller, but I still haven’t mastered the gag reflex, so I won’t do my new counterpart much favors. Unless he spares me, or has a smaller dick size (god I hope so). But for training, this M piece from You2Toys will do just fine.

What I like

It doesn’t have its own packaging, so I’m temporarily keeping it in a plastic “blister pack” from the manufacturer, but it will get unnecessarily dusty in our toy drawer under the bed. So I have to buy one separately. But it’s a small thing, it’s not an extremely expensive dildo, on the contrary – it’s one of those pleasantly cheaper ones that still retain quality (phthalate-free medical grade silicone according to EU Regulation 1907/2006/EC), realistic appearance (it really looks alive) and with a solid suction cup.

After testing it up and down x times (you can well see from the review what was in store for me x times before I got it right anyway), it’s my favourite in our collection. Straightforward, pleasantly flexible and great for beginning naughty play. On behalf of me and my vindictive girlfriend (who says it’ll be bigger next time I get a hard-on), we can only recommend it.

And don’t be put off by the fact that the review is written from a male perspective regarding anal play. The alternative is to mount your partner on the dildo and you choose which other hole to fill with yourself (double filling is offered – so you can enjoy a tighter asshole). Alternatively, she can give you a greedy licking – you will undoubtedly find many combinations.

In terms of material and workmanship, the dildo is primarily designed for women, so you will surely take from my notes and experience the same: a great piece at a nice price.

Pros

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    The pleasantness of silicone

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    Medium size

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    Pronounced veining

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    Extreme suction cup force

Cons

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    It has no packaging

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    Dust catches on the surface

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