We don’t like realistic dildos much in the editorial office (actually, no realistic-looking adult toys), but sometimes we can’t escape them. Especially with toy shoots, we sometimes need a model – and the gentlemen in the editorial department aren’t so bold as to stand in for a model.
You can’t/can’t replace a man with a real toy?
So we came up with this simple but quite macky dildo. Realistic shaped glans, finer veining (so it looks realistic) and proper balls to boot. There’s also a suction cup for practical play in the shower or near any smooth surface – a staple of every dildo today.
And most importantly – no gel. We hate gel toys, which is why you don’t see them here in recent years – and you won’t see them again. Hopefully the retailers will start to be sensible and not sell them.
Why do we ignore (and hate) them anyway?
The gel material is often softened with phthalates – not great for health, given their proximity to cancer. Over time, gelcaps degrade and break down – which in turn releases chemicals into the environment. Gel toys are also porous, so dirt and bacteria build up on the surface and you have no way to clean them = just yummy. We just don’t support this 🙂 And have for many years.
Fortunately, manufacturers have also come up with materials that are still pleasantly flexible but healthy – silicone is TOP, but not as flexible as we need in, say, dildos. But it wouldn’t take an American DocJohnson, not to come up with a synthetic material that will last for years and not make you sick. And that’s exactly what’s used in our “naturalistic” dildo.
This piece smells weird, but paradoxically we like it. It’s not a chemical like gel, but something specific, sweet … It’s so intense, though, that after playing and cleaning the dildo we let it “rest” in the bathroom… and within a few hours the room is full of the smell.
- Total length with suction cup: 19 cm
- Useable length: 17 cm
- Lowest acorn diameter: 4,5cm
- Dildo body diameter: 3.5-4 cm
- Testicle size: 4-8.5 cm
As you can see, it’s not a tiny piece – but then again, it doesn’t belong in the XXL section of dildos that are more likely to tear you up than please you. So kind of ideal mainstream.
On the plus side, you don’t have to limit yourself to only water-based lubes when using it, this piece can handle silicone ones – which have an irreplaceable advantage in anal. Maybe you can try this dildo for him too – when you and your partner want to try a double hit – and the neighbor is maybe away, or you don’t want to cheat on your friend. Or just out of boredom, you want to get yourself laid on the kitchen counter or in the shower (all 5 dildos recommended).
The disadvantage may be minor dents/defects on the surface of the dildo – it doesn’t matter in functionality, but it’s not a perfect piece – probably like every penis. At least this one will always stand and stand and stand. You wouldn’t know that with a boyfriend without Viagra.
