Fucking machines have been extremely interesting for years (toys… well, these are not toys for adults anymore, but really machines or tools for sex – ala fucking machines), but for years we avoided them because of the higher price. But this year, we decided to give it a miss.
With this review I am primarily following up on our earlier and main review of the fucking machine (my word processor keeps rewriting it to a fucking one = it is true that my lady and her friends can continue to whisper about this one for a long time to come). Because without that machine, today’s toy/tool is useless. But together they greatly expand the use of this sex machine.
We tested hard, sometimes to the edge of our abilities – in this case, our asses. But we have the most objective selection of anal plugs for you. Ones that will turn you on, help you prepare for anal sex, or maybe even replace it.
These specific vibrators are great for anal play – whether as foreplay before traditional sex, in preparation for “butt sex”, or as an exciting addition to masturbation. These toys definitely don’t belong in the buttocks of only men (who have a prostate compared to women – and therefore another sensitive spot for teasing).
Realistic dildos I have somehow always avoided, for years I have not been tempted to have toys shaped like male phalluses – unexpectedly, being a man. But ever since I started experimenting with anal play, I’ve been drawn back to many dildos.
I have always wanted to try strapon with my partner, but my (and actually HIS) shyness to go into such taboo games at all prevented me. We talked about it for a long time, until the banter about reversing the roles, bending him over the table, …having him hold me for once, turned into a very exciting evening where we definitely made our decision.
I have been looking for the “Mizer” or Rude boy vibrator for a long time. I liked the matte silicone it was made of and the simple shapes. Plus the manufacturer Rocks Off is one of our favorites. We picked it up at Pink Elephant and it was soon home (along with a batch of other toys to test).
Perhaps nothing I was looking forward to as much as the strap-on. The idea of a woman “giving it to me” is insanely exciting to me, and now my partner and I could make it happen. True, this strap-on is a little bigger than I would have liked to try the first time, but nothing that preparation couldn’t handle.