I can never have enough anal toys in my collection, but I think I got a little carried away during the editorial selection process… Or maybe I just have a big butt? Read on to find out, because this is definitely not a tiny little toy.
And its hollow design makes it perfect for big things. Or rather, how I tested and reviewed the anal tunnel from You2Toys called Lust (or “Pleasure” in English) in an incomprehensible XL size.
To be honest—I really went overboard with this one, which I realized just from the size of the box that arrived at my home from the editorial office. The “XL” label on the packaging should have probably scared me off, but I likely overlooked it during the editorial “selection process.” Because this piece has these not-so-small dimensions.
I won’t forget those dimensions
- length: 13 cm;
- largest diameter: 5.9 cm;
- smallest diameter: 3.2 cm;
- inner diameter: 3 cm.
You’ve probably already guessed where the problem started. For most people, a 3-centimeter diameter is no easy task—or more precisely, having something this wide in their ass. It takes a little practice and patience… and in the end, anyone can do it. But you have to want to. But 5.9 cm! THAT I really overdid. Try measuring that diameter on a tape measure or a ruler (did you know a ruler is great for school-themed role-play?).
Are you laughing at me now?
Well, to be honest, I was more like crying, because it was only fair—since I’d already picked up the toy—to provide a real-world review based on actual experience. Which in this case meant being anally raped by something with the diameter of a small baby elephant…
How did I prepare?
This called for some peace and quiet, so I sent my girlfriend away on a spa weekend with her friends, because I had some serious stretching and preparation ahead of me. It was clear that it would take x hours of patience, a tube of anal numbing gel, and several latex gloves. I definitely recommend these to everyone for loosening up the butt.
No matter how hard you try, your nails aren’t always perfectly trimmed and filed, so the gloves gently smooth out any rough edges… and you don’t have to wash and scrub like a pig afterward. You just take them off and throw them away after the fact. Done and dusted.
Finger by finger
But I don’t want to ramble. I was talking about every finger I got inside me, and if I cut down those few hours, I gradually got all 5 inside me. Slightly curled at the tips—similar to fisting, if you’re familiar with that.
Tips for fisting
If not, try watching a porn video—from my favorite site, PornHub.
- Stretching Out*** Total Demolition of my asshole (Stretching, or the total demolition of my asshole),
- Hardcore Elbow deep fisting Teenies (Hardcore deep fisting of teens up to the elbow),
- Triple anal fisting of a beautiful babe and four anal (Triple anal fisting of a beautiful girl),
- Anal Fisting and Mega Squirt (Anal fisting and mega squirting),
- Hankeys Toys BOSS HOGG HUGE Anal Insertion 2 (Anal insertion of the extra-large Hankeys Boss Hogg dildo)
As you can see, the ass isn’t physiologically designed for penetration and thrusting, but somehow it works (and apparently without injury—but those are the lucky ones, watch out). So, with patience, I managed to get my fingers in up to the knuckle just before the thumb joint. Which in itself was a fantastic achievement.
Training complete
And even though it doesn’t look like it, it was very satisfying, because I had the time to do it at my own pace; no one was rushing me, giving me tasks, or punishing me with a whip (which I’ll treat myself to once my partner reads this and sees that I’m capable of handling it). Or rather, pushing my limits…
From a practical standpoint, I had the best experience and sensation (I even got off while doing it) on all fours, but I had to balance, so it was easier on my back, with my feet against the wall, where a mirror was conveniently placed. It was interesting to see those fingers disappear inside me…
The tunneling begins
With this preparation, I wasn’t too afraid of the plug itself, or let’s say the tunnel. Why a tunnel? Because it is hollow – and when it’s hollow enough, you can stick your partner’s cock into it, for example, or a strap-on, a vibrator for stronger stimulation, or make life miserable for the sub by, say, pissing into this firmly open “hole”…
You’d be surprised by all the things that turn people on and that they try… And I don’t know anything about any of that, I won’t admit to it, and the numbers don’t add up either.
What surprised me was the stiffness of this plug. Although it’s made of silicone, they used a harder variant for its production, so while it responds gently to pressure, it doesn’t give way during insertion (and that’s probably the main plus). Because getting this piece inside me wouldn’t be possible if it were gel-like and squishy.
Doesn’t bend during insertion
The firmness of the silicone meant the plug only went inside me at the ideal angle, let’s say not straight in, because that would have torn me, but rather along a physiological “curve,” or in a way that gave it the easiest path inside. I appreciated its hollow design, because I was actually guiding it into myself with the hand I had inserted all the way to the tip.
So even with an endless amount of lube—without which even the most well-trained porn star couldn’t handle a monster like this (and I believe even the experienced Lady Dee wouldn’t have an easy time filming with such a piece)—it stayed in place well and didn’t slip out.
I won’t lie, after x hours of loosening up my virgin (ahem, sure) ass, I already thought I couldn’t handle it, but just the moment I got rid of my nerves—that I just couldn’t do it… that’s when I relaxed.
The plan worked
And suddenly, slowly but surely—and most importantly painlessly—it slid into me. I’ll admit, I almost peed myself from the pressure in my ass; I’ve never experienced that before. I had to breathe through it intensely and hope I wouldn’t burst.
So what was it like?
Once you can handle it, you won’t want anything less—no joke—because that feeling of being filled is like nothing else. Plus, since it’s hollow—even though it’s 3 cm in diameter here, so a man would have to be on the smaller side—you can spice things up with something else: whether that’s having someone fill your ass nicely, cum inside you… or maybe something a bit kinky: one or two fingers inside, tapping the inner walls.
It’s such a strange, yet ultimately pleasant sensation that it’s hard to describe. Anyway, this little beast has definitely made itself at home with us… and has tormented me countless times. My girlfriend laughs at me, saying I’m way further along in “ass training” than she is… and that it’ll stay that way. Oh well 🙂
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Sedí pěkně, rychlé zavádění
Výborně, děkujeme za zpětnou vazbu na tenhle tunýlek. 🙂 Ať dobře slouží.
Marku,
Všechna čest! Takový výkon.
Recenze je aspoň pro mě zajímavá a i vtipná. Rád jsem si ji přečetl i když konkrétně “tunely” mě celkové zatím nechávají chladným
Díky.
Hodně dobrá recenze i výkon. Zkusil jsem to také a zážitek je to skvělý, při zasouvání lze hezky podráždit prostatu, takže jsem poprvé dosáhnul milkingu. Do tunelu se krásně vejde svakom vibrátor,no a orgasmus byl jak sopečná erupce. Díky za vaše recenze a poradnu, vzal jsem si za své vaše heslo, takže se nestydím a dělám to co mám rád a odměnou jsou fantastické požitky.
Zdravím,
jsme moc rádi, že se Vám naše práce líbí a že jste se s námi podělil o své zkušenosti 🙂
Děkujeme za pochvalu, předáme ji Markovi, až se někdy staví v “redakci”. 🙂 A ano, byl to rozhodně úctyhodný výkon.