I already have experience with a similar toy. In the past, I reviewed the Swish B-Naughty egg. My partner, however, had never used one before and really enjoyed testing it out. After all, it’s a toy primarily for women, though men can have fun and get excited just by teasing their partner, for example during foreplay. Or maybe during a walk outside?
Packaging and Build Quality
The box is small and fits easily into a purse. The package includes the egg, the remote control, batteries, and instructions. It’s a shame that the batteries aren’t the classic AA type, but rather 2x N(LR1) inside the egg and 1x 12V23A for the remote control (luckily, they can be bought at sex shops or at newsstands/electronics stores).
I would appreciate a little pouch for this toy. It’s a nice little extra and makes transport easier, for example, but unfortunately it’s not standard across all toys. Packaging/pouches only appear in the higher mid-range models—even though it wouldn’t be very expensive to produce.
The egg’s material is smooth plastic; definitely don’t look for any silicone here. But that’s not a bad thing. It’s easy to clean and disassemble (it has a threaded connection with silicone rings = waterproof). Like the controller, it’s pink.
The only silicone is used on the pull tab, where I was a bit concerned about its durability, since it was only about 1-2 millimeters thick. But during our testing, no damage occurred (could it be reinforced on the inside?).
Unboxing video:
Usage
We didn’t need any lube. Insertion was easy in just a few moments—my girlfriend was curious about it and excited by the new toy.
Using the remote, you can select one of seven pre-programmed vibration modes. From gentle to intense, pulsing, and escalating. Interestingly, my girlfriend once again preferred the mode with longer pulses in rapid succession (just like with the previous egg).
Controls
The remote has two buttons. The first is On/OFF, the second is the vibration style “selector.” Easy to understand and operate—there’s not much to explain or even get wrong.
All in all
My rating is practically the same as for the previous egg. It’s a great improvement, but the egg doesn’t bring on an orgasm. That’s not a bad thing, and it definitely has a place in our home.
We used the egg in public —it wasn’t a problem at a restaurant, but it was at the movie theater. The vibrations are audible and sound like someone is constantly calling you. But it’s worth it for the look on your partner’s face.
Your opinions 1 opinion
Here is my (unfortunately) unused review of the egg:
The Seven wireless vibrating egg is a small vibrator measuring 4.7 cm in length with a maximum diameter of 3.1 cm. The egg looks similar to Venus balls, with a silicone string attached to the bottom edge for easy insertion and removal from the vagina.
The egg has a remote control range of 7–10 meters. You can choose from seven different vibration modes, divided into 3 classic and 4 pulsating programs. A major plus of the egg is its silicone seal, which makes washing it a breeze across the entire surface. And what will surely please you the most? The egg lasts for 6 hours on a single charge.
My personal review of the egg
Of all the toys I tested, this one pleased me the most. The egg’s silicone surface is pleasant to the touch and easy to insert. The egg’s size is just right even for women with a narrower vagina; it isn’t uncomfortable and doesn’t feel too tight.
Without vibrations, it’s great for strengthening the pelvic floor. On the other hand, with the vibrations, you have to be careful not to climax within a minute. I inserted the egg myself, turned it on, and went to make coffee. Unfortunately, I didn’t have time to finish the coffee—but I did take care of myself.
The only downside I see is that on the two programs with intense vibrations, the noise it makes resembles a vibrating phone in your pocket. However, I don’t think there’s anything to worry about—no one in public is going to investigate whether it’s your phone or a hidden surprise inside you.
Why keep an egg at home and how to play with it?
Do you also love the feeling when a man is on top of you and dominating you? Insert the egg and go out in public with your partner. Preferably where there are the most people. Hand the remote to your partner and let him literally control you.
You never know when to expect the vibrations. This way, your partner can get you in the mood. Have you always been tempted to try interesting places? Do you have a list of places to have sex where you’ve always wanted to check off restrooms?
Now is the perfect time—let your partner take you to the nearest ones. We’ll leave it up to you how your sexual adventure turns out.
With the editorial team’s permission, I’m adding photos from the review:
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