Blewit wanted to be a revolution in men’s wanking. He wanted to take on all the (long established) brands and humiliate them. He had big goals. But he half-fulfilled them… Why, you ask?
We received Blewit for testing and review
The Blewit is a good chaser, maybe even better than most pieces on the market. Hats off to you for that. But we at Lascivní.cz won’t let ourselves get drunk on average or slightly above average. We are already spoiled by the best (and paradoxically not always the most expensive) toys on the Czech and world market. So we approached the heavily promoted overseas Blewit with slight disdain (or what if it was a real bomb / what if it was a real flop).
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My multi-month review and findings
Corkscrew shape – advertised as pleasurable, but on the contrary it is distracting and feels unnecessarily in your hands. Much more pleasing and natural is the slightly concave shape with subtle dimples that fit well in the palm of your hand with the Fleshlight Flight. We consider this to be a TOP men’s toy, so unfortunately others have to keep up with it at a minimum.
Super idea with the interchangeable inner plastic eyelet – you can swap it out in moments (2 different diameters are included), changing your perception of the toy’s tightness. Or for 1 price 2 pieces to play with.
The authors tried for men’s toy invention in terms of maintenance, but they came out about halfway. Yes, the toy dries better thanks to the ventilation holes at the bottom and top. But when cleaning it after use, you can imagine what the bottom grill looks like, through which the water pressure has to sift everything you’ve filled the Blewit with.
The mainly pleasant “silicone” liner with protrusions is “fixed” (nothing that would solve the stronger jerk) attached to the foot of the package. So the manufacturer really intended that it would be there stably and never be removed = cleaning was therefore to only be done by the flow of water.
It’s a good idea, but you need a sharper stream and a few moments of patience for a perfect cleaning. Here we would work on the size of the eyelets in the bottom cap to make it easier and faster to clean.
Drying toys is the most ideal of all men’s toys. The lid is also perforated with a plastic mesh) and with side vents ( so it ventilates beautifully and you can leave the “blue” on the stand to dry.
Definitely deserve both thumbs up for this one. And the makers have solved one more annoying activity, known to owners of all better wankers with very fine wanking liner = you have to powder it to keep its surface soft and long serving.
Here you just put a ready-made clear spacer (see photos) in the perforated cap into which you pour the toy powder, close it and you can, bartender shaker style, run the powder all over the inside of the toy to make it perfectly stored. This one worked too!
Resume
It’s better than most pieces on the market, but there’s still something “scratchy” about it for us to declare it the best. But if the makers of Blewit take the feedback to heart, it’ll be a blast. As it is, it’s just a very pleasant surprise this year. Recommended buy, even this version is a cut above the rest.
