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“I was born in the Šumava Mountains. I’m an Aquarius with Capricorn rising. Ever since I was little, I’ve loved the planet and humanity—down to the very last ‘creature.’ I do everything I can to live a life doing what I enjoy... and I let go of what I don’t enjoy.

The encyclopedia website Wikipedia really keeps up with the times. If you enter the query: “What is sexual assistance?”, it won’t let you down. It will tell you that it is an assistance service provided to people with disabilities, seniors, and the chronically ill—with the aim of enabling them to fulfill their sexual needs. A person who works professionally in sexual assistance is called a sexual assistant.

Just about everyone knows that a blog is a web application containing posts by a single author. But do you know how the word came about? It’s a contraction of the two English words “web log”, which can be translated into Czech as “web log, notebook”. The term “weblog” was reportedly coined by a certain Jorn Barger in December 1997. However, the term seemed too long, so another internet wizard, Peter Merholz, shortened it to “blog”. Reportedly in April or May 1999, he split the word “weblog” into the phrase “we blog” in the navigation bar of his weblog. Another interesting fact is that “weblogger,” shortened to “blogger,” has an even shorter Czech form with a single “g”—“bloger.” But enough lecturing.

When I got pneumonia, they didn’t take me to the local hospital in Litoměřice, where I grew up, but to Roudnice nad Labem. I didn’t understand why—after all, I was only eight years old. I also didn’t understand why my roommate was a woman. I’ll probably never find out what kind of mix-up it was. But it had two silver linings. First, I recovered without any lasting effects, and second, I began to perceive the opposite sex more closely.

Getting into Madam Bonye’s studio isn’t easy. The Prague address serves as a smokescreen—an advertisement for prefabricated houses similar to the Okal type. And as many probably know, Okal was the popular name for standardized prefabricated wooden buildings that began appearing in Czechoslovakia in the early 20th century.

She’s already earned enough for two addresses. Now that’s what I call getting things done. She lives at one and works at the other. What a dominatrix she is—just look at that! I can’t believe it... It even occurs to me at that moment that when I’m reborn, I want to be a woman and make a living by humiliating slaves.

Normally, photography is not allowed in the museum. Here, however, it’s an exception. In fact, they’ll even be happy to have you photographed with the world’s largest penis. Or with a penis shaped like a natural tree root, or next to a women’s bicycle with a male phallus in the middle of the seat.