The Zumio clitoral vibrator is said to be a revolutionary innovation on the Czech market – that fact alone would be enough to make me want to test it. Of course, when I also learned that it was designed by women, it was a no-brainer that I would get one for my collection.
So here we go!
I’ll leave the packaging of the vibrator lightly out this time – it’s a sturdy rather nice box (actually, I wouldn’t expect anything else from the packaging of a vibrator at this price). To admit, I didn’t pay much attention to the box, I was curious about the vibrator itself, so everything else went by the wayside 😀
Anyway, besides the vibrator, in the box you’ll also find a fabric (satin to be precise) case, a charging stand and a USB cable, so charging is quite convenient.
Small head with big pleasure
When I first picked up the Zumio, the small round head caught my attention. I stared at it in disbelief for about a minute. With many toys, I can tell by looking whether I’m going to like them or not… only now I was looking at it as if I’d never used a sex toy in my life. And the more I looked at the Zumia, the more I wanted to try it 😀
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I turned the vibrator on first just to “test it out”. Unfortunately, I have to admit that I was very disappointed by the first encounter. I felt like I was holding a dental drill – and that doesn’t add much to the atmosphere.
But no matter, I was still determined to enjoy it. I left the vibrator on lowest speed (there are 8 in total), and put it to my hand. Not that it was a pleasant purr to say the least. I’d even dare to say it slightly hurt. Then, of course, as the speed increased, so did the pain. I won’t lie to you, after that experience I really didn’t want to test anymore.
You have to test
My boyfriend finally convinced me to test – rather he pulled it on me at a moment when I couldn’t put up much of a fight 😀 He started classically with the lowest speed and circled around my clit. The good news is that it didn’t hurt and it was even exciting foreplay, but I didn’t reach orgasm.
Intoxicated by playing with my partner, I decided to try the Zumio on my own. I guess I was too focused to hit the little head in the right place, because it wasn’t as pleasurable as the last time I used it… actually, it wasn’t pleasant at all. So after the first independent testing, I was very disappointed and a little angry.
To make a long story a bit shorter: in more frequent testing, I learned to use the headpiece in a way that doesn’t hurt and is more or less enjoyable, but I enjoy using the Zumio with my partner in foreplay much more.
A little technical information
The Zumio is made of ABS plastic and medical grade silicone. The handle is quite narrow, so it is easy to hold even in smaller female hands. And speaking of grip, while researching more detailed information about the Zumio, I came across one sentence: “It grips like a pen.” Seriously? I tried holding it like that once and almost dislocated my wrist. It can be held like a pen by the other person who will be using it on you, but you hold the vibrator yourself as you see fit.
I should also mention that it cleans great – how else could it, when it was designed by women 😀
I control, you control, we control…
Operating the vibrator is totally intuitive and easy, so even a complete beginner can handle it. You have a total of 8 speeds to choose from, but to be honest, I only managed 5 of them – the others were already uncomfortable for me in combination with the tiny head (it’s 0.44 cm in diameter). But who knows, maybe in time I’ll try the other 3 😀
A few words in conclusion
I’m sorry to say that Zumio was a huge disappointment for me. I love clitoral toys and I was honestly hoping to try this vibrator and not want another one. But it didn’t. While it doesn’t hurt to use it anymore, I still find it challenging to find the right spot where the ball “scores”. If the ball was slightly larger, I would be happier. Now, while it’s a fine toy for foreplay with a partner, I’ve never reached orgasm with it. It’s just not the toy for me!
Your opinions 1 opinion
Hello.
Thank you for letting me read your review. I have a Zumio at home as well and definitely can’t get enough of it. It’s true that at first I had similar feelings to you, but then I thought that maybe the Zumio bar should lie more on the skin. So then it stimulates your clitoris all along its length and with the ball at the end you just massage the tip. It’s something to try, but after that discovery it didn’t take 10 seconds to get the desired result.
Have a nice day.
PeM
Have a nice day,
thank you for the extensive user review! Thank you so much for the guidance, we’re going to test your process right away, but I’m told the power/strength/speed (whatever you want to call it) is pretty aggressive for a tester.