Sometimes we ladies get an insatiable craving for sex. But what do we do with it when there’s no boyfriend or suitable man around? And what if we don’t even have any sex toys stashed away in a drawer? How about making an erotic toy, or rather a non-vibrating dildo—just make it yourself?
At this stage, nothing stands in the way of your imagination fully expressing itself. You can pleasure yourself with the stream of water from the shower, but you simply need to feel “something” inside you. Anything other than your fingers. So if nothing else comes to mind, make use of what you have at home.
The History of Homemade Sex Toys
Of course, sex toys are nothing new, and it certainly didn’t start with the invention of the vibrator (which is humorously depicted in the film *Shaking a Woman*). Even in prehistoric times, there were variously carved and shaped elephant tusks and other solid objects that served as simplified phalluses, or if you will, dildos.
Historian Paul Crystal knows a thing or two about this; in 2016, he published the book In Bed with the Ancient Greeks, or “In Bed with the Ancient Greeks”. In ancient times, they used sticks of hard bread dipped in olive oil as “dildos.” Could this be something like today’s Italian grissini? But of course, without seeds or seasonings.
It is known from several sources that elongated vegetables of a suitable shape (cucumbers, zucchini, carrots, etc.) could previously be brought into monasteries and girls’ boarding schools only in grated form… who knows why?
How to make a sex toy?
All you need for making or using one is your imagination and a few items. It could be an interestingly shaped piece of fruit, a massage shower, or a vegetable.
If you choose fruit and vegetables, I recommend using a condom. The surface of these foods is often chemically treated and could cause serious damage if it comes into contact with mucous membranes. So it’s better to sacrifice a condom than to have to visit a gynecologist.
YES – with protection
- If you have, for example, cucumbers (of suitable size) or zucchini in the fridge, and unused condoms, then you’re all set. Just about anyone can put these two things together without any instructions. The condom is important to prevent the vegetable’s surface from coming into contact with the vaginal mucosa, since vegetables are treated with who knows what chemicals.
- Candlescan also be put to use (they often come in interesting shapes—if we ignore the cemetery ones in cups), but be careful not to let them slip inside you. You certainly don’t want to have to explain that at the emergency room. And no, they won’t believe you when you say you tripped and just happened to bump into a candle… And of course—don’t try to light it unless you’re looking for some serious burns.
- For beginners, a well-grown carrot is also a good option—but again, protect it (and yourself) with a condom.
- Another tip for a substitute toy is a banana. Its shape is practically made for this purpose. A blunt tip and a curved shape. You just have to be careful that the tip of the banana doesn’t have any sharp edges so you don’t hurt yourself while playing. Just like with a cucumber, don’t forget to use a condom, because bananas are also treated with aggressive pesticides.
- An alternative to a vibrator can be an electric toothbrush, but again, wrap it in a condom for complete safety. You can use this primarily for direct clitoral stimulation rather than inserting it into your vagina.
NO!!!
- Definitely do not use glass bottles as sex toys at home —they can shatter, and the resulting vacuum can cause very serious internal injuries = you know that someone has already died from this…
- Likewise, do not use any objects that have bristles, spikes, or anything else that could flake off or break off during insertion. An extreme example is when someone used a toilet brush (even if it was brand new from the store = i.e., unused). It’s better to buy even the cheapest real sex toy (such as dildos or vibrators from our reviews) than to risk your health and life.
How to Make a Sex Toy at Home – INSTRUCTIONS for a dildo
Homemade dildo for women
Let’s make a simple dildo (dildo). All you need is a condom and a few ping-pong balls (or golf balls). That’s it. Even an average person can understand that there aren’t many combinations you can create from these two items:
- take a few balls,
- put them in the condom
- and at the end tie a knot (be careful to tie the knot just behind the last ball—so the dildo retains its elongated shape).
For added peace of mind, you can also use two condoms. And now you can happily enjoy the pronounced contours of your new masturbator—you’ll feel them especially during insertion. Using a condom naturally makes this a single-use toy. But the prices of those cheaper condoms are just a few crowns, so you can still enjoy inexpensive homemade fun.
VIDEO tutorial on making a DIY dildo
Homemade vagina for men – how to make it?
Gentlemen will surely appreciate these simple instructions for making an improvised masturbator. You’ll need a small, thin towel, a condom, and some lubricant (ideally water-based = they’re the most common anyway):
- fold the towel in half so it forms a rectangle,
- condom carefully unroll and place it on the towel so that the edges of the condom follow the edge of the towel,
- then slowly roll up the towel (don’t roll it tightly, just gently – if you press too hard, you won’t even be able to get into the “masturbator” in the end),
- the edge of the condom should peek out from the towel,
- carefully pull it over the edge to create an opening,
- now all you need is a little lubricant and you’re done.
2 VIDEO tutorials on how to make a male masturbator
What are your experiences with homemade toys?
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Your opinions 3 opinions
Rukavice naplnena vodou ;))
A mělo to dostatečnou pevnost, aby to nějak dráždilo? Kdyby se naplnila něčím pevnějším, co by zároveň kopírovalo ten tvar, bylo by to zajímavější – fazole, hrách, modelína? 🙂
Jenom se dívám jaké nechutné věci tady píšete prý okurku !! To vám nevadí že se na to dívají třeba náctileté děti ??
Hezký den – při vstupu na stránky je 18 + gate – zákonná podmínka, pro zobrazování obsahu pro dospělé – kdo souhlasí se vstupem, klikne na vstup.
Nikdo nemůže nikdy kontrolovat, kdo se na stránky opravdu dostane. Plus vzhledem ke stylu stránek zde nemáme žádný pornografický materiál (porno videa, erotické povídky apod.).
Náctileté děti si mohou otevřít stejně tak tvrdou pornografii jinde – u nás nic takového nenajdou, ani touto cestou nikdy jít nechceme, snažíme se o sexu mluvit sic pro dospělé, ale přesto v slušných mezích.
Není na to žádná ochrana – u nás takový obsah není a snažíme se je odradit alespoň tímto krokem, který je zákonem daný. Je mi líto, ale jiné možnosti neexistují jak zabránit přístupu mladším 18 let.
Pokud máte nápad (kromě scanování občanského průkazu – který samozřejmě mladí od 15 let mají), klidně sem s tím. Nám návštěvnost mladých ničím nepřispívá, takže nemáme potřebu je sem pouštět.
sem hetero kluk a zajimalo by me jake to je mit neco v zadku co je nejlepsi napodobenina penisu na analni hratky bez toho abych letel do sex shopu si neco koupit?
Zdravím,
náhradou za klasická dilda či vibrátory originálně přímo z sexshopu mohou být drobnější předměty denní potřeby – ale vždy je nutné je obalit kondomem pro maximální hygienu a bezpečí. Může to být například útlá zelenina (mrkev, …) i větší (cukety třeba). Vždy ale vše dobře omyjte, zbavte to větší výstupků, které by mohly citlivou a paradoxně jemnou sliznici análu poranit a vždy použijte kondom. Případně pro zakladní hrátky můžete znovu s kondomem použít vlastní prst, poté dva, či tři…